Time for Another Round of... Sandwich Spreads, Dips & Sauce Bases.
Is it that time of the week already? Probably.
I must admit that tin and I are still working on that huge jar of humus I made last week, and, shockingly, we have a lot of red beet spread left, too. So this week I only made 2 spreads and a dip.
Just Hokkaido.
The hokkaido squash is one of nature's greatest gifts to the lazy cook. They're small, super-easy to open (if you've struggled to cut through a butternut squash, you will be delighted when your knife suddenly easily slides into the hollow interior of a hokkaido). Best of all, the absolute worst part of the squash battle is a non-factor when working with hokkaido: the unique peel of a hokkaido is edible. That's right. When you bake them, the peel softens and while it is indeed possible to spoon the cooked flesh away from the rind, I'd encourage you not to.
I prepped my hokkaido by washing it (because I did indeed plan to eat the ENTIRE thing). I cut in into quarters, removed the seeds, and put it on a lined baking sheet. I sprinkled each quarter with salt, fresh black pepper, and a generous amount of freshly-grated nutmeg. I crushed the equivalent of 1/4 tsp of a cinnamon stick and sprinkled a tiny bit on each piece of squash.

I baked my seasoned hokkaido at about 425 degrees for approximately 45 minutes, until the flesh could be easily pierced with a fork and the skins were just starting to take on a few patches of dark brown color.
Simply remove them from the oven and allow them to cool. There will likely be a little bit of "water" sitting in the groove of each piece of squash -- don't poke around at it. It will be reabsorbed by the squash as it cools.
Turning the cooled hokkaido into a spread requires only a fork (seriously getting out your blender for this would be ridiculous). Put the pieces in a mixing bowl and give them a good mash with the back of a fork. Peel and all.
Cream Cheese.
If you thought you had to lose the convenience of a bagel with cream cheese, you were wrong.
You probably have to swap the bagel out for a piece of whole-grain toast (most bagels have egg). But my vegan cream cheese is a little bit tangy, a little bit sweet, and super-spreadable -- (almost) just like the original.
Among its many other uses (many of which I'm sure even I am yet to discover), a good piece of tofu can even serve as the perfect base for a mock-cheese. When blended, extra-firm tofu will take on the consistency of something between a crumbly blue and a ricotta, and its neutral flavor allows you to decide how sweet or savory, how subtle or potent you want your "cheese" to be.

Why almonds?
Because raw tofu has a dirty secret.
Over time, say, a week in your refrigerator, your uncooked tofu will emit liquid. You could eliminate this by pressing the liquid out of the tofu, but I find this to be, quite honestly, a really drawn-out and ultimately unnecessary process. A few raw almonds will happily absorb this moisture and you'll save yourself some time (and dishtowels).
To the almonds, tofu, coconut milk and yoghurt I add 1 tsp of bourbon-vanilla, a squeeze of lemon juice and a little bit of zest, and a tiny pinch of salt.
I give it all a spin in the blender. Let it go for a little while, until the mixture forms a paste. I'm not going to lie to you, here -- you're not going to end up with something as solid as cream cheese. But you should end up with something spreadable, not crumbly (so if you still have a crumble, I recommend adding another tablespoon of coconut milk).
If you prefer flavored cream cheeses, you can spice up this recipe any way you'd like. Here are a few suggestions:
-For a sweet cream cheese, add a teaspoon of raw sugar.
-For a savory cream cheese (which also makes a great chip-dip), add 1/2 to a full teaspoon of fresh dill.
-For a fruity cream cheese, add a spoonful of your favorite jam -- or better yet, blend fresh (or thawed frozen) fruit directly into the cream cheese mixture.
Salsa.
I like to keep a good tomato-based salsa around because it's good for pretty much everything. You can eat salsa with chips; I like it with a thin layer of cream cheese on top of a slice of toasted bread; it's instant pizzaz for a plain bowl of noodles; come to think of it, I put a little spoonful of salsa on top of almost everything, because there's nothing like a fresh tomato to brighten up a meal (stay tuned -- now that I'm armed with a jar of salsa, this is bound to happen over the course of the week).

You can make your salsa spicy or mild (this one is, believe it or not, pretty mild, but you could also use bell peppers rather than chili peppers). You can add kernels of corn to the end product (i.e., don't blend the corn).
FYI: This salsa freezes well.